I guess you could say that my experience with wasabi took an unexpected turn – literally! I thought this spicy stuff only burned when it touched your mouth, but boy, was I wrong. It turns out that wasabi not only goes well with sushi but also with my pussy (and my asshole, for that matter!).

The burning sensation was off the charts both inside and outside of me. It felt like a million tiny needles poking at me all over, especially in my pussy and asshole. The heat was almost as intense as chili peppers, but way more concentrated and prolonged. Even after I washed it off, the burning didn't go away for hours – like, all evening and night! My poor swollen pussy and raw insides were paying the price for this wild adventure.

So there you have it – a fiery tale of unexpected pleasures (or maybe just pain) with wasabi. Sometimes life throws you curveballs, and sometimes those curveballs involve spicy condiments. In any case, I'll never forget my intense encounter with this green goodness!