Queensnake makes Jeby to ride a suspended Christmas tree unsaddled then flogs her with a bunch of pine tree branches. Then decorates her with glass orbs, finally shoots them off with an airsoft rifle.
PHP as peehole play. Although some PHP programming lessons would have been an even worse torment for Jeby than inserting pens, pencils, paint brushes, metal clamps and a burning birthday candle into her peehole.