Ever heard of 'beauty is pain'? Well, let's redefine agony with a dermapen-36 tiny needles poking into the most delicate parts of you at 2.5mm deep. Why settle for average when you can have your clitoris and nipples turn into pin cushions?

Because who needs nerve endings anyway? Just lie back, grit your teeth, and enjoy the cosmetic experience-where pain is the new skincare routine.

Holly loves being humiliated with pee, so me and my friends decided to take it up a notch by making her our personal pissoir. We took turns peeing into her mouth, made her drink it all, then chewed some candy and spat it into her mouth too. For the grand finale, we had her lie on a snow-covered sunbed in winter and even gave her more pee to warm up.

I collected all my spare and used mascara and makeup brushes for this session. Nazryana was so proud of how stretchy her urethra had become that I felt obligated to test it.

First, I used single silicone tools-starting with a straight one, then another with a small spiked ball on the end, followed by a thick black brush (which I'd used before and leaked black paint). Finally, I bunched three of them together.

All of these were shoved deep into Nazryana's urethra, exfoliating her filthy mucous membrane. Check her reaction in the video!

I've had a taste of the burn from that nasty green paste, but I couldn't wait to feel it on another woman's wet flesh. And who better than Jessica? She was ready and eager for me to cover her in wasabi and make her squirm as we took our pleasure together. The heat only made things hotter, more intense and exciting. It felt so good to see her suffering from the pain while I watched with a smile on my face.

An electric zapper might not look as threatening as a cattle prod, but don't let that fool you - it can still deliver agonizing pain, especially when used on my sensitive and swollen clitoris. I almost gave up in the beginning because of how much it hurt. But then I decided to double the fun by using two zappers at once. First, I tormented my nipples until they were raw, then moved onto my outer labia and inner lips. Finally, I aimed both zappers at my big clitoris and held them there until the pain was unbearable. You can't always see the sparks flying because of the short exposure, but trust me, my skin hurt for days afterwards. It took a good while for those tiny burns to heal up, but by then I was already planning on how to do it even worse next time.